My last assignment had been a success, with Big Ben back in its rightful place, Fort Knox and the world gold reserve saved from atomic contamination and roger-uk over-powered I hadn't done a bad mornings work.

I decided to take a short holiday. In the hotel room I took out my smoking jacket and putting it under the tap I soon had the fire out.

Suddenly there came a tap on the door...

Since I don not know any Taps' I asked what she wanted..

The woman, Taps, informed #YC-MS that his MasterSpy Brotherhood Fees were due to be paid to the Global Council of Spyhood.

"But I'm not even registered as a MasterSpy!" #YC-MS protested. "I just am one!"
"Well then, you're illegally operating as a spy" responded Taps.
"On the other hand, this MasterSpy Brotherhood lark doesn't sound too bad. When are the fees due?"

Taps checked the hourglass on her wrist, "In exactly 480 seconds. You'd better hurry, or you'll timeout!"

With that, #YC-MS set off to dodge a hefty fine, with Taps' last words ringing in his ears:
"By the way, its National Villain Day today, so you'd better look out for any of your arch-enemies!"

It was a lovely day so Youth Coordinator - Master Spy sat down outside a local cafe while deciding what to do next.

Near by there was a band playing, Youth Coordinator - Master Spy thought he recognised one of the members of the band.

Just then Youth Coordinator - Master Spy felt something being pressed into the back of his neck...

...it was a saussage...

"Your men are getting more and more obvious by the day, E.M.", #YC-MS said without turning around.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(.wav)" Evil Mastermind ssingh9 said from behind him in frustration. "Don't you ever stop observing things?"

#YC-MS replied "Well it was kind of obvious, with the way he had 'ssingh9 Evil Mastermind Co.' etched on the side of his violin, and his evil grin and red irises were the final clues. Now get off me, I need to go pay some bills".

"Aren't you even a little bit scared? This weapon could vaporize you in two seconds flat!" E.M. whispered in a deadly cold whisper."

"Erm, Evil Mastermind" #YC-MS said kindly. "That's a sausage. I always said that coat of yours with a thousand and one pockets would confuse you one day."

ssingh9, Evil Mastermind, gasped and withdrew the sausage. "One day, #YC-MS, there will be a reckoning!" He said, and disappeared in a flash of orange light, leaving #YC-MS faintly amused.